Sep
9th
Wed
9th
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Jul
21st
Tue
21st
Mt Rushmore… Nixon style…
May
7th
Thu
7th
I’m going there in November…
Apr
2nd
Thu
2nd
She wants to go dancing... Now...
Carrot Cake: I wanna go dancing
Carrot Cake: I wanna go NOOOOWWWW
Southgate: I’m sure you could go dancing
Southgate: But you would have to dance elsewhere till 2am
Southgate: And you probably wouldn’t like Fake Blood
Carrot Cake: what are they like?
Southgate: http://www.myspace.com/welovefakeblood - Mars… Mars is the song I like
Carrot Cake: no sound drivers at work
Southgate: I’ll find you a picture then
Carrot Cake: listed influences are:
SCISSORS
KNIVES
SCALPELS
PLIERS
SAWS
SWORDS
BAYONETS
SELLOTAPE
MASKING TAPE
GAFFER TAPE
DUCT TAPE
BLU-TAK
CHEWING
Carrot Cake: thats not exactly helpful
Southgate: http://blog.chaotic.co.uk/uploaded_images/halo_3_believe-729341.jpg
Southgate: Its kind of like that… But in your ears… And actually good
Mar
13th
Fri
13th
Not even for all the bananas in the congo...
Annarcy: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/770956/monkey-kills-master-with-coconut
Southgate: Well, the overworked monkey got his revenge it seems
Southgate: There are a lot of primates killing/hurting people recently
Annarcy: maybe they’re starting a revolution
Southgate: God I hope not
Southgate: Frantic little bastards
Southgate: Unless I ally with them
Southgate: And have a pack of spider monkeys to do my bidding
Annarcy: you’d have to have something they’d want
Annarcy: like a banana farm
Southgate: Hmm
Southgate: I don’t have a banana farm
Annarcy: well maybe you should acquire one
Annarcy: how hilarious and nutritious would that be?
Annarcy: fuck you dad, i dont need to buy a house, i have a banana farm
Annarcy: what could he say to that?
Southgate: He’d probably want cut price bananas
Southgate: But then he’d have to answer to the spider monkeys
Annarcy: exactly
Annarcy: flawless plan
Southgate: Best I take the rest of the day off to plant bananas
Mar
11th
Wed
11th
Odds and End games...
Conservative Jones: Winamp 5.55 is out! Finally: New Turkish, Romanian, and Portuguese support!
Southgate: It’s about time!
Conservative Jones: 20th August: Inglorious Basterds, Crank 2 and a film simply entitled “Fighting” all come out on the same day
Southgate: Aug 20th will be a good day
Conservative Jones: Fighting looks shit, but what a title! I’ll pretend I don’t know anything about it and revel in the testosterone overload
Mar
10th
Tue
10th
Ghosty troubles...
Southgate: I hate this office…
Southgate: If we had a ghost in the office… Just one ghost, not even a very spooky one… It would be so much more fun
Carrot Cake: so create one
Carrot Cake: be the ghost you want to see in the world
Strathing the Pine...
Carrot Cake: I just got to say “he could poop butterflies and I still wouldn’t care”
Southgate: That’s brilliant!
Southgate: Why did you get to say it?
Carrot Cake: sometimes really excellent words come out of my mouth
Carrot Cake: UMM, I was talking to the chick that works at Wendy’s about my brother. HAHAHAHA
Southgate: Look at you! With you’re little Strathpine click
Southgate: All talking about other Strathpineians
Carrot Cake: she’s been the manager there for years; she is always on the verge of exhaustion, kind of Rachel-like really
Southgate: “Ohh! I can’t believe the blonde chick from Tree Of Life got with the short guy from HMV!”
Carrot Cake: nah, I keep out of the gossip really.
Southgate: Man, I’d love to gossip it up over in the burbs
Carrot Cake: come join us! There’s always shitty jobs at STRATHPINE
Southgate: The land that recession forgot
Southgate: Or the land that never left the last one
Southgate: Man I’d cause a stir
Southgate: Strutting around like a peacock… Maybe flirting with the spotty girl from Uncle Toby’s Kebabs to make the underage Jeans West girl jealous
Mar
9th
Mon
9th
I'll be a brummer yet...
Southgate: Mint, I got my UK birth certificate today… Now to apply for the passport
Conservative Jones: Time to move to Birmingham, get on the dole and impregnate a number of young women, all named Tracy, and all sporting Croydon facelifts.
Conservative Jones: And half-heartedly father a swathe of brats fed exclusively on chrisps
Conservative Jones: And no one can stop you because you where born in the UK
Southgate: That’s the dream!
Conservative Jones: It’s true liberty!
Conservative Jones: It’s patriotic!
