May 2012
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January 2012
2 posts
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December 2011
1 post
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October 2011
1 post
Tumble Hack!
Well, someone apparently hacked my Tumblr. As such - A password change is in order.
Jerks.
September 2011
1 post
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July 2011
2 posts
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I want to get rid of this Tumblr...
I wish I could preference my Southgate Tumblr as my main one and not this one…
June 2011
1 post
Sigh!
I just googled ‘Joshua Watson Sailor Moon’ and was kind of disappointed at the results…
April 2011
5 posts
3 tags
March 2011
1 post
January 2011
2 posts
December 2010
1 post
mckelvie:
November 2010
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September 2010
2 posts
thats neat.: 10 Day Challenge →
ccake:
So I totally failed that TV challenge thing, the questions got quite repetitive and vague but mostly because I wanted to answer Dr Who for nearly every question and that would be hella boring to read.
I’m having another go and doing a 10 day challenge that should be easier to complete seeing as…
I’ll do this! I’ll have to start this tomorrow as I’m rather tired...
Brent on shopping...
Brenton: I do shit like that when I shop with womens
Brenton: Like… when I was out with Holly, hid from her than went to the front desk and asked if they could do a voice over for my sister… said that her name was Holly that she is very young and she has been lost. They were hesitant but they did it… then when Holly came around, angry as all shit I said “There is my...
July 2010
1 post
May 2010
4 posts
Such a polite conversation...
Southgate: … Also, I’m sure being starved of oxygen and getting jerked off is fucking brilliant (or to die for!) but Im not sure Ill ever find anyone to assist me…
Brenton: I had a dream once where I had tied a belt to a ceiling fan to autoerotically asphyxiate myself with. I slipped and the belt broke but slashed my neck. Blood was pissing out everywhere and I was naked. I ran and got a...
April 2010
3 posts
February 2010
2 posts
Very, very unsexy...
Southgate: Grammar Nazi’s are spectacularly unsexy… Conservative Jones: You’ve included an unnecessary apostrophe in that sentence. Southgate: ;-) Conservative Jones: Precisely.
The Indie Love Bundle... →
And Yet it Moves, Auditorium, Aztaka, Eufloria, Machinarium, and Osmos… All for $20… Strongly suggested…
December 2009
1 post
September 2009
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August 2009
1 post
Brown Bread...
Judas Macbeth: I can’t wait until cockneys go extinct
July 2009
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May 2009
1 post
April 2009
1 post
She wants to go dancing... Now...
Carrot Cake: I wanna go dancing Carrot Cake: I wanna go NOOOOWWWW Southgate: I’m sure you could go dancing Southgate: But you would have to dance elsewhere till 2am Southgate: And you probably wouldn’t like Fake Blood Carrot Cake: what are they like? Southgate: http://www.myspace.com/welovefakeblood - Mars… Mars is the song I like Carrot Cake: no sound drivers at work Southgate:...
March 2009
9 posts
Not even for all the bananas in the congo...
Annarcy: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/770956/monkey-kills-master-with-coconut Southgate: Well, the overworked monkey got his revenge it seems Southgate: There are a lot of primates killing/hurting people recently Annarcy: maybe they’re starting a revolution Southgate: God I hope not Southgate: Frantic little bastards Southgate: Unless I ally with them Southgate: And have a pack of spider...
Odds and End games...
Conservative Jones: Winamp 5.55 is out! Finally: New Turkish, Romanian, and Portuguese support! Southgate: It’s about time! Conservative Jones: 20th August: Inglorious Basterds, Crank 2 and a film simply entitled “Fighting” all come out on the same day Southgate: Aug 20th will be a good day Conservative Jones: Fighting looks shit, but what a title! I’ll pretend I don’t know...
Ghosty troubles...
Southgate: I hate this office… Southgate: If we had a ghost in the office… Just one ghost, not even a very spooky one… It would be so much more fun Carrot Cake: so create one Carrot Cake: be the ghost you want to see in the world
Strathing the Pine...
Carrot Cake: I just got to say “he could poop butterflies and I still wouldn’t care” Southgate: That’s brilliant! Southgate: Why did you get to say it? Carrot Cake: sometimes really excellent words come out of my mouth Carrot Cake: UMM, I was talking to the chick that works at Wendy’s about my brother. HAHAHAHA Southgate: Look at you! With you’re little Strathpine click...
I'll be a brummer yet...
Southgate: Mint, I got my UK birth certificate today… Now to apply for the passport Conservative Jones: Time to move to Birmingham, get on the dole and impregnate a number of young women, all named Tracy, and all sporting Croydon facelifts. Conservative Jones: And half-heartedly father a swathe of brats fed exclusively on chrisps Conservative Jones: And no one can stop you because you where...
I was talking with Tom...
Things to say when you don’t want to sign the lease on a rental house…
Tom: “i like to live with my 20 dogs” Southgate: …Who all chain smoke! Tom: “i am a card carrying member of the “knock holes in the walls” party” Southgate: “I don’t believe in bins” Tom: “my favourite food is margaritas served in blenders while the...
Another office menace...
Southgate: I’ve identified a new office menace Southgate: We didn’t have a very good example before, but we do now… Southgate: “The dude who is always in the way” Conservative Jones: I was going to say sentient rats Conservative Jones: But that’s probably almost as dangerous Conservative Jones: Certainly more inconvenient Southgate: You go into the pisser to...
Spook and Stiff...
Conservative Jones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis Conservative Jones: I experienced this last night, it lasted for a good 15 minutes Conservative Jones: I was having a dream where I set up a street lamp manufacturing workshop in Victorian London, but instead of gas I had to write poems to seal inside them, to keep them burning. I wrote one poem that was too good for regular street...
I don't think thats tea...
Conservative Jones: I just had a nap, and had the most vivid dream: I dreamed that I travelled back in time and worked for the Dutch East India tea company, but they wouldn’t pay me in a currency that would be useful in our own time. So I took up a side line of trading opium for gold and silver bullion that wouldn’t lose its value. Conservative Jones: I dreamed that I sold smack to Van...
February 2009
20 posts
The Fence can be lame too...
“You know I really like you…”
Röyksopp - Happy Up Here - 2009
And owls with flick knives...
Southgate: That photo of the Tiger, it’s a wonderful ‘action pose’ Anna: it’s what you would do? Anna: if you were curating the museum Southgate: No… The amazing things I would do Anna: maybe you should start your own Southgate: It would be a terribly crumby museum Southgate: And probably full of lies Southgate: Like sea otters dynamite fishing
Splitting hairs...
Conservative Jones: I’ve just worked out while I feel so weird Conservative Jones: These last four days I’ve only been shaving one side of my face because I’ve been shaving during the day when there’s only light in one side of the bathroom Conservative Jones: I’m almost worried that this is one of the signs for when your mind has really started degenerating
Pop goes the cork-screw...
“Things I have learnt today: If the wine bottle has a screw top, you don’t need to use a cork screw… Sigh…”
SMS recieved from Mil on Friday night…