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Such a polite conversation…

Southgate: … Also, I’m sure being starved of oxygen and getting jerked off is fucking brilliant (or to die for!) but Im not sure Ill ever find anyone to assist me…


Brenton: I had a dream once where I had tied a belt to a ceiling fan to autoerotically asphyxiate myself with.  I slipped and the belt broke but slashed my neck.  Blood was pissing out everywhere and I was naked.  I ran and got a sheet of paper and I wrote “Wasn’t…”  But I stopped… I knew I didn’t have long to live but I didn’t know whether to write that I wasn’t wanking or wasn’t committing suicide.  The dream stopped cause I lost consciousness…

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