2nd
Spook and Stiff…
Conservative Jones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
Conservative Jones: I experienced this last night, it lasted for a good 15 minutes
Conservative Jones: I was having a dream where I set up a street lamp manufacturing workshop in Victorian London, but instead of gas I had to write poems to seal inside them, to keep them burning. I wrote one poem that was too good for regular street lamp use so I was going to give it to Queen Victoria
Conservative Jones: Then I woke up, and I was lying on my side but I couldn’t move - I could see the silhouettes of people moving about outside on the veranda thru the curtains, and then I felt someone stand up from the other side of the bed, step over my body, onto the other side of the mattress and walk out thru the window
Conservative Jones: I absolutely freaked out for about 10 seconds, mentally screaming for my body to work, until I realised what was happening
Southgate: How ghastly!
