4th
Another office menace…
Southgate: I’ve identified a new office menace
Southgate: We didn’t have a very good example before, but we do now…
Southgate: “The dude who is always in the way”
Conservative Jones: I was going to say sentient rats
Conservative Jones: But that’s probably almost as dangerous
Conservative Jones: Certainly more inconvenient
Southgate: You go into the pisser to take a slash; he’s standing there, in the middle urinal, talking on his mobile
Southgate: Walking down the stairs; he’s standing in the middle of the stairwell talking on his phone
Southgate: And the worst so far; I just walked into the kitchen to make a cup of tea; he’s standing there, scraping the burnt bits from a piece of chicken into the sink and talking on his phone
Conservative Jones: What a lovely man
Conservative Jones: You should poison him before you leave, as a parting gift to the rest of the office
Southgate: This whole place needs to be cleansed
Southgate: I will probably need the first few layers of my skin burnt off to avoid contaminating the outside world
