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I was talking with Tom…

Things to say when you don’t want to sign the lease on a rental house…

Tom: “i like to live with my 20 dogs”
Southgate: …Who all chain smoke!
Tom: “i am a card carrying member of the “knock holes in the walls” party”
Southgate: “I don’t believe in bins”
Tom: “my favourite food is margaritas served in blenders while the blenders are still going and are open.  a secret ingredient in my margaritas is paint”